Ji FU quoted Take a Shot! by Jake Steinfeld
"Joey!" the Mad Man screamed at his driver. "Come here, I want to eat your freakin' head!"
The Mad Man put a small plate of olive oil on the edge of our tabled. The he pointed at the plate. Joey, without a word, bend down and dipped his forehead in olive oil, and held it there.
The Mad Man grabbed a big stake knife and pretended to cut Joey's nick while laughing like a maniac.
— Take a Shot! by Jake Steinfeld, Dave Morrow (Page 84)
Needless to say this guy didn't give them the money they hoped. I'm still not convinced the Mad Man wasn't Donald Trump.
